In this great land of equality and freedom for all, rich white males and pussy-grabees both female and male in particular, living the life of a slut is a protected lifestyle choice, as long as money and sex are never allowed to meet. Absolutely no one suspects that Musky Elon has ever allowed money and sex to meet before, during, or after a romp. No one, I tell you!

Why, to press on, would Musky Elon bring one of his 14 children, especially one barely post toddler-aged, into the Oval with Grandpaw Don? To smoke up the news reports that a 19-year-old male protegee whom he calls "Big Balls" is getting some incredible high-paid job assignments to dismantle the federal government to the delight of Musky Nazis.

If he appears to be a horny unsatisfiable hetero, other characterizations, he hopes, will blow away. "Blow" is an interesting verb choice here.

The religious right affirms Musk's slutty ways, but not for everyone; certainly not for rank and file Christians. But, Jerry Falwell Jr. only had one three-way arrangement.