In this great land of equality and freedom for all, rich white males and pussy-grabees both female and male in particular, living the life of a slut is a protected lifestyle choice, as long as money and sex are never allowed to meet. Absolutely no one suspects that Musky Elon has ever allowed money and sex to meet before, during, or after a romp. No one, I tell you!

Why, to press on, would Musky Elon bring one of his 14 children, especially one barely post toddler-aged, into the Oval with Grandpaw Don? To smoke up the news reports that a 19-year-old male protegee whom he calls "Big Balls" is getting some incredible high-paid job assignments to dismantle the federal government to the delight of Musky Nazis.

If he appears to be a horny unsatisfiable hetero, other characterizations, he hopes, will blow away. "Blow" is an interesting verb choice here.

The religious right affirms Musk's slutty ways, but not for everyone; certainly not for rank and file Christians. But, Jerry Falwell Jr. only had one three-way arrangement.

Elon Musk Is a Slut

User of women and probably gay/bi young men like 19-year-old "Big Balls," Elon Musk is a slut. (Click on image to read full post.)

DAVID ALBERT FARMERNAZI ELON MUSKFELON TRUMPSLUTSELON MUSK'S WIVES, CONCUBINES, AND PAID PLAYMATESELON MUSK'S GUY PAL "BIG BALLS"

David Albert Farmer

3/2/20251 min read